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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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verbalxrisk:

silent-circus:

This just seems like a really good idea.

I’d love to do this actually

same

flyonvogue:

verbalxrisk:

silent-circus:

This just seems like a really good idea.

I’d love to do this actually

same

(Source: thesteadyhuman)

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cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

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ruckingfuckingrugby:

manafromheaven:

roachpatrol:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

the best goddamn adaptation ever

IM SOBBING

Ummmm…. Well, fuck

Nick hammer this reminds me of you

Photo 24 Apr foodnun:

PACKING MY BAGS

foodnun:

PACKING MY BAGS

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overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

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Photo 24 Apr asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk

asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk

(Source: asian)


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