the internet is a danger and i think we all need to be aware of the kind of language our children are using there!!!! here’s a handy slang guide for parents
- OMG: ogle my girth
- BRB: boobs really bounce
- SMH: stroking my hoo-hah
- KMS: kiss my scrotum
- WTF: wow! titty-fucking!
- TTYL: touch titties? yes, let’s.
- JFC: jizz fun, cool!
- PKMN: pokemon
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
i could wear the same shirt 25 times in a row and it would still be none of your business 25 times in a row
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?